| Computer Quotes and Famous Sayings | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | The manual says to insert disk three, but only two will fit.
| 4.6
Vote | 13 |
| | 2. | Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
| 4.5
Vote | 44 |
| | 3. | Multi-tasking - Screwing everything up simultaneously.
| 4.5
Vote | 26 |
| | 4. | The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
| 4.5
Vote | 21 |
| | 5. | Computers will never replace good old-fashioned human stupidity.
| 4.5
Vote | 16 |
| | 6. | E-commerce businesses, even e-commerce specialists, have yet to realize that the WWW is first and foremost an emotional experience. Few websites reflect this important priority.
| 4.4
Vote | 44 |
| | 7. | In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.
| 4.1
Vote | 54 |
| | 8. | If at first it doesn't work, REBOOT!
| 4.0
Vote | 13 |
| | 9. | The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to keep all the pieces.
| 3.9
Vote | 23 |
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