| Definitions Quotes and Famous Sayings | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | One definition of a coward is simply, someone who makes a lot of excuses. Most of us have enough excuses to last a lifetime. The sooner we let go of them and get on with living, the better off we are.
| 4.6
Vote | 16 |
| | 2. | Thesaurus - A dinosaur with an outstanding vocabulary.
| 4.5
Vote | 13 |
| | 3. | Advertising - the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
| 4.5
Vote | 10 |
| | 4. | Lawyers - The larval form of politicians.
| 4.4
Vote | 12 |
| | 5. | Toes - tiny instruments designed to find furniture legs in the dark.
| 4.4
Vote | 12 |
| | 6. | Pain - a cat licking your sunburn.
| 4.4
Vote | 10 |
| | 7. | What's a synonym for Thesaurus?
| 4.0
Vote | 6 |
| | 8. | Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
| 3.4
Vote | 8 |
| | 9. | Carpenter - I've cut it twice and it's still too short!
| 2.6
Vote | 11 |
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