| Ponderings Quotes and Famous Sayings | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?
| 5.0
Vote | 1 |
| | 2. | The beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
| 4.7
Vote | 56 |
| | 3. | Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
| 4.6
Vote | 31 |
| | 4. | Are you making progress if each mistake is a new one?
| 4.4
Vote | 7 |
| | 5. | Nothing is that which rocks dream about.
| 4.3
Vote | 16 |
| | 6. | Where do you store the time you save?
| 4.3
Vote | 7 |
| | 7. | If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
| 4.2
Vote | 25 |
| | 8. | How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
| 4.2
Vote | 8 |
| | 9. | Why does Teflon stick to the pan?
| 3.3
Vote | 9 |
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