| Relationship Quotes and Famous Sayings | Avg. Score | Voters |
| | 1. | No man is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry
| 4.7 Vote | 476 |
| | 2. | Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without
| 4.7 Vote | 266 |
| | 3. | To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
| 4.7 Vote | 68 |
| | 4. | Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
| 4.6 Vote | 155 |
| | 5. | Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.
| 4.5 Vote | 61 |
| | 6. | If you want loyalty - get a dog. If you want loyalty and attention - get a smart dog.
| 4.5 Vote | 56 |
| | 7. | I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
| 4.5 Vote | 33 |
| | 8. | When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
| 4.5 Vote | 24 |
| | 9. | No man or woman is worth your tears and the only one who is will never make you cry.
| 4.5 Vote | 19 |
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